Where did you get a picture of my penis
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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