So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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