I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
is wine microwaveable?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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