capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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