Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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