I bet he comes in French.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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