Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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