IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
