Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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