What a fucking waste of an outfit
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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