dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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