I saw his package. It spoke to me.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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