The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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