Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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