Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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