Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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