He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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