who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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