I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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