No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm getting married
To pizza
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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