if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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