Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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