I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
