They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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