You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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