I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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