I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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