Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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