'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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