it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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