yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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