pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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