I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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