She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Its about making memories worth repressing
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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