How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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