i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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