yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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