love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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