No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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