I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
third nipple confirmed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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