i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dignity is for republicans.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
