So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Someone came in the potted fern
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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