How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you traded sex for a burrito?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Found your dick twin last night
What a dumb baby whore.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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