do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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