This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude i'm inner monologue high
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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