You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I didn't notice because vodka
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
