I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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