so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
