I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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