i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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