Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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