I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Less talking, more tequila
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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